Woods is married to Swedish model Elin.

The Masters tournament, and now the scandal-ridden golfer is the victim of attempted assault by jumbo dog. Here's what happened at the San Martin, Calif. golf course: A rowdy (read: "drunk") spectator let out some sort of war cry, ran toward Woods, who was trying to putt, and proceeded to launch his hot dog at him. Now, the frank didn't even come close to hitting the pro golfer, but the event was definitely the most talked-about of the day.

Woods seemed to take the whole thing in stride, too, and cracked a smile while being interviewed about the incident. (Anything to take the focus off another loss, right?) "When I looked up, the hot dog was already in the air," he said.